Welcome to Arizona. Now get out.

Fans: Hey Barry, what do you think about the whole mess getting messier out in Arizona?  Barry: Boy, am I ever glad you finally asked! Short answer: Arizona has the right to enforce laws regarding trespassing in the state.  If you are an illegal immigrant, in Arizona illegally, I can’t think of a more clear-cut [...]

Prop.8 – a dramatic enactment

Let’s say there’s a lesbian couple living in San Diego (I would be gobsmacked to learn there were no lesbian couples there, honestly); we’ll call them Liza and Louise.  Liza works for a financial advising company downtown, while Louise works for Dell.  They have been dating for seven years and have often discussed how great [...]

Proposition h8rs

                Today a federal judge ruled California’s voter-approved Proposition 8 to be unconstitutional.  That’s big news.  Celebrations rang out from coast to coast, by which I mean in both California and New York.  I’m not quite sure why New Yorkers would be so excited, unless they hope this ruling sets a precedent that the federal [...]

Years of booking shows, now booking faces

As many of you know by now, I have recently joined the ranks of the Facebook elite. And by elite, I obviously mean “everyone.” I tried to put off signing up, but eventually it just became too compelling. I’m looking forward to catching up and keeping up with old friends. I was terribly compelled by [...]

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